Answer:
I would like Einstien to teach me how to sound smart when I talk.
Dialogue:
E: Okay, so if you say "squared" instead of "to the second power" it makes it sound like you don't care if anybody else knows what that means. you can use math vocabulary, like "variables" instead of "letters".
M: You basically just defined your whole "E=MC2" thing.
E: I know. I used those rules to make that up in a way that would intrigue people.
M: Okay, let me try. "if 2x+4x=32, what is the variable x equal to?"
E: Not bad...