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My wife was attacked by a burglar when I was on my way home from work. She stabbed him with a butcher knife and killed him. The police say it was an obvious case of self-defense. When I went to pick her up from the police station, she said. - "When I heard the doorbell I thought it was you, but then a masked man jumped me as soon as I opened the door!" - "You must have been so scared" - I said - "But you're safe now" - I hugged her tightly.

How did she kill the burglar so fast when he attacked her at the door?

User Itsmnthn
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Answer: Jeez bro that's a killing story ong g

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The joke is when she killed the burglar and I said that's a killing

User Neil Goodman
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Answer:well some women are known for there self defense and she used a knife because women do not have a high muscular ability like men do (no harsh feelings towards your wife)

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