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If the Walmart is 15 minutes away from my house why hasn't my dad come back with the milk it has been 14 years??

User Aada
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Answer:

he is walking 5000000000000000000000000000% slower than a sloth

Explanation:

sloths are slow

User Musthero
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Answer:

because he left you and your mom and now you are sad because you have no dad also yer dads j e r k

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