Question

Can somebody please write me a funny short story about a farmer??

Answer 1

One time there was a farmer and his wife. They were poor and only had a small farm and cow. One day the cow needed water to drink. Neither of them wanted to get up and give the cow water so they made a challenge. The challenge was if any of them spoke they had to give the cow water. So they both stayed silent. They wife got bored so she went with her best friend's house. The husband got bored too so he went to talk to his friends. Since nobody was in the house, a thief came in. He had a magical bag that could fit anything. He took everything in the house. Before he left he ate a lot of food. So his tummy started hurting. He couldn't go to the bathroom because the farmer and his wife might come back. So he grabbed the husband's hat and used the bathroom in it. After the thief left, the husband came back to get his hat. When he put it on poop and pee started falling on his head. At that moment, the wife came in. She started screaming and telling the husband to go outside or the house will get even dirtier. The husband didn't move and looked at her. He started smiling and said "You spoke, you have to give the cow water now". The wife kicked the husband out and gave him a hose to wash himself.

Answer 2

there once was a farmer who liked to talk but he lived in a place where there was nobody to talk to do every day he'd go for a walk out to his corn field to see a man. He was there every day and never left. This man always wore the same clothes and stood on a stool. The farmer thought "he stands on a stool, maybe to be taller" the man in the field was a friend of birds too he always had on on him "what a nice man" the farmer thought "such a good listener" he said his byes and went home to sleep and he woke up in the morning to go say hi to the man but there was another man at his door "would you like to join a competition" he said " you have such a nice field" the farmer looked at him like he was crazy and said "well sir that ain't my field, it belongs to the kind man who lives in it" silly old man told this to a stranger who looked at him like a cook, "sir that is no man, that is a scarecrow" the old man had laughed and told him no because if he was a scarecrow he was quite bad at his job. He went out to the field and talked to the scarecrow and left the poor stranger confused and alone.