Original puns; shere them with your friends.
The clock is always ticking me off.
Bill thought he was a clock. This was very alarming to his family.
Shredding cheese is a greater problem than any of your problems.
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The farmers were going to have a race, but sadly before they started the track-tore.
Whenever I start to sing someone says we better rap this up.
What god do the moles worship? the holy moly.
I hope these were funny!
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