Question

One fine day in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew their knives and shot each other the deaf policeman heard the noise and came and shot the two dead boys if you donât believe what i saw ask the blind man he saw it all what is wrong

Answer 1

The boys can't be dead in order to fight, the police officer couldn't have heard the gunshot, one because he is deaf, two it says the boys used knifes, the blind man couldn't have seen anything because he is blind, and finally don't is spelt wrong.