Question

ASKING FROM FIRST HAND EXPIRIENCE<< I KNOW WE'VE ALL BEEN HERE

You're on a date and its quiet, you have to fart so you start walking with her and then you slowly exhale your fumes, then all the sudden you feel that burning hot juice seep out and you know you just shat your pants. you look for a bathroom, a corner, but there is nothing anywhere, what do you do?

Answer 1

always take some type of deodorizer, politely excuse yourself and don't show any form of discomfort or irritation. (this is a very specific question, i hope this did not happen to you lol)