Answer:
So these are all based on my "great" childhood
1. Do something else, you're not good at this.
2. Your sibling would never do/ act like that, why cant you be more than them?
3. How did i give birth to such a failure?
4. You really make me regret having kids.
5. You're so lazy, the dog helps more around the house!
lol sorry you probably cant use any of these, im just salty