Question

So I’m sitting there

Answer 1

Picking my nose
And reading the fault in our stars
For I
Am a nose picker.

Answer 2

reading a book,and this guy walks in,

*uh huh*

so i walk up to him

*ok*

and well i uh,stabbed him 37 times in the chest...

* Caaaarrrrllllll! That kills people!*

Oh well,i uh, i did NOT know that....