Question

Although some holidays are more popular than others, there is at least one for every day of the year. For instance, August 3 is National Watermelon Day and November 18 is Bad Poetry Day. If you could make up a holiday, what would it be? Like cooking a turkey on Thanksgiving, what are some special traditions you would do on this new holiday?

Answer 1

Answer: national nails on a chalkboard day

We all gather round a massive chalkboard and on the count of 69 we all make a huge scratch that can be heard from 696,969,696,969 miles away