Answer: Kinematics is the movement of things that aren't anomalies
Don't do type 2 unless you're cool with trigonometry
It gives us the notion that we can study stuff's motion
Newton made laws, not just a potion
'Cause gravity causes downward acceleration
Of course it's easier to use energy conservation
Impulse is force times time, but don't be fooled
Inelastic collisions don't conserve no Joules
Collisions and explosions have conservation of momentum
Rotational motion disturbs my duodenum
Apply force to some metal and you get a neat fork
Add theta to that force and end up with mad toque
[Chorus]:
Physics concepts make the world go 'round
But try to apply them and watch your grade go down
When you get the warm fuzzies man you feel fantastic
They call me Young Modulus 'cause my raps are elastic
Solid are just springs that can be compressed
Apply a perpendicular force, call it tensile stress
Shoutout to Yosef for giving me the name
He be doing mad problems like it's all a game
[Verse 2]:
I travel at high speeds, call it special relativity
I might not be as long, but girl, you know you're into me
Magnetism positively fills me with satisfaction
Add a negative and there will be a great attraction
Amp up your circuitry and you'll score a slam dunk
You'll be resisting those Ohms like a Buddhist monk
Row, row, row your boat
'Cause Rho equals density, which is needed to float
Sucking is a vacuum of pressure disparity
Add so many variables that you'll be begging me for clarity
Cut the supporting rope and loosen the tension
There are many topics that I have yet to mention
[Chorus]:
Physics concepts make the world go 'round
But try to apply them and watch your grade go down
When you get the warm fuzzies man you feel fantastic
They call me Young Modulus 'cause my raps are elastic
Solid are just springs that can be compressed
Apply a perpendicular force, call it tensile stress
Shoutout to all of you for listening to this song
We're almost done now, I won't keep you too long
[Bridge]:
Nothing can hold back my rhymes, they're so phonetic
No force nor friction: static or kinetic
They say the Bulk Modulus can hold the most pressure
But it can't live up to Young 'cause I fill you with pleasure
Now for a lesson in acoustics, the study of sound:
Put your hands in the air and scream real proud!
*Physics chant*
[Chorus]:
Physics concepts make the world go 'round
But try to apply them and watch your grade go down
When you get the warm fuzzies man you feel fantastic
They call me Young Modulus 'cause my raps are elastic
Solid are just springs that can be compressed
Apply a perpendicular force, call it tensile stress
Shoutout to Mr. Fisher for inspiring this rap
He's got mad teaching skills so I'll give him a clap
*Claps*