Okay, this is a song from the perspective of God.
The books you think I wrote are way too thick.
Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn’t be a DlCK?
And I don’t watch you when you sleep.
Surprisingly, I don’t use my omnipotence to be a ducking creep.
You’re not going to heaven.
Why the duck would you think I'd ever kick it with you?
None of you are going to heaven.
There’s a trillion aliens cooler than you.
You shouldn’t abstain from r a p e just because you think that I want you to.
You shouldn’t r a p e because r a p e is a ducked up thing to do.
Pretty obvious, just don’t duckin r a p e people, didn’t think I had to write that one down for you.
I don’t think m a s t u r b a t i o n is obscene.
It's absolutely natural and the weirdest ducking thing I’ve ever seen.
You make my job a living he||.
I sent gays to fix overpopulation and boy did that go well.
You’re not going to heaven.