Re-type this sentence as if either Kim Kardashian, Cardi B, or Michael Scott was saying this. I choose KIM KARDASHIAN!
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Literally, our fathers brought forth on this continent seven years ago with like four scores. Bible!, there was a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Hashtag fact. This is literally soo true like this is such an amazing fact.
Now we are like engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battlefield of that war. Like literally we have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.
This is literally such a great hard work and I literally put too much work into it. My work ethic is better than Kourtney's