Question

The snake we discovered hiding in the woodshed was nearly seven feet long.

Positive tone, literal
Neutral tone, literal
Positive tone, figurative
Neutral tone, figurative

Answer 1

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have fun :)

Answer 2

To me it sounds like:

Neutral tone, literal.

I’d get a second opinion on this, if I were you. Good luck.