Answer:
Bully: "Hey, Kid, gimme your lunch money!"
Kid: "Knock it off, Marcus!"
Bully (Marcus): "Now why would I do that, kid? Because you're a loser?"
Kid: "No, Marcus, You're the loser. You constantly bully Teddy, Francis and I! we're sick of it, Marcus!"
Bully (Marcus): "Why should I stop?"
Kid: "Because you're letting 'coolness' consume your life. You think your SOO special because you have a posee?"
Bully (Marcus): "No, I don't think i'll stop, Nate! Now, give me the money!"
Kid: "That's it, Marcus! I'm done with you! How would you like to be treated this way?"
Bully (Marcus): "I-I wouldn't"
Kid: "Then knock it off, before I treat you how you treat us"
(Character names from Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce)