Question

Write a conversation between a poor memorized employee and his or her employer

Answer 1

Employee: Hi, i'm looking for a job

Employer: I hired you last week!

Employee: You did?

Employer: Uh, yeah!!

Employee: Sorry, I don't remember! Wait, who am I?

Employer: Bob the failure-- er, I mean, Bob the employee

Employee (Bob): Oh, and you are...?

Employer: Your employer

Employee (Bob): Employer? I have job?

* Employer slaps Employee (Bob)*

Employee (Bob): Hey, Thomas, what was that for?!?

Employer (Thomas): good, you remember! Now, get back to work

Employee (Bob): Okay, wait I work here?

*Employer sighs and slaps Bob again*

Employee (Bob): Yeesh, sorry! Okay, my memories back. I hope.

3 hours later:

Employee (Bob): Where am I?

Employer: For the 100,000th time, you're at Kroger's. You know, your JOB?

Employee (Bob): Oh, okay.