Question

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Read the following passage and answer the questions below.



Crunch Rocks Cereal Advertisement

Hey kids! I want to tell you about a new cereal straight from the rock piles of Georgia called “Crunch Rocks.” This cereal is crushed by the greasy care of sweaty, sledge-hammering Georgia miners. Each solid stone is carefully selected by the best-behaving criminals in the state and then pulverized into tiny kernels of gravel-like goodness to fill your cereal bowl.

With “Crunch Rocks,” you don’t have to worry about cavities because you won’t have any teeth! The rock pebbles of Crunch of Rocks will destroy them so you have nothing left in your mouth but bleeding gums. You won’t have to waste your time morning and night brushing and flossing, or ever smile for the camera again.

“Crunch of Rocks” is filled with tasty, hard center of delicious fiber and iron. Its multi-mineral composition will rough up your esophagus and then tear through your intestines. While Georgia isn’t the Sunshine State, the rocks in “Crunch Rocks” have spent centuries baking in the sunlight and are a great source of Vitamin D.

Be sure to place “Crunch Rocks” at the bottom of your grocery bad so it doesn’t smash your eggs and bread. “Crunch Rocks” can also be sued to line your fishbowl or fill potholes in your driveway.



The words “its multi-mineral composition will rough up your esophagus and then tear through your intestines” creates an image of:

Group of answer choices

a. A well-rounded breakfast

b. A painful eating experience

c. A healthy, nutritious meal

d. A bowl full of tiny stones

Answer 1

b. a painful eating experience

Step-by-step explanation:

"Crunch Rocks" is literally little pieces of rock as cereal. You cannot chew rocks as you will break your teeth. Even if you are able to swallow it, it will cause severe damage to your internal organs. Overall, it will be a very painful experience.

Hope that helps.