Paper "Hi, I'm a paper, nice to meet you pencil"
Pencil *Thinks* "I should write something on this poor paper!"
Paper "Is there anything wrong pencil?"
Pencil "No, nothing!"
Pencil "Have you been written before on paper?"
Paper "No, but my friends are, I don't want to be useless, I will be useful"
Pencil "Don't all paper was born to be written on, then why shouldn't I WIRTE ON YOU, MUAHAHHA"
Pencil : *Writes on paper*
Paper : "NOOOOO!, I'M NOW GOING TO BE USED TO BE IN RECYCLE BIN, OR JUST PAPER FOR THERE HOTDOGS, OR TO BE EATEN BY KIDS!"
THE END!