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I've just read today's paper. Its just amazing how much of it is composed of advertisements. My mother's first move is to scan the paper's pages for ladies' sales. My father's preference is the editorial section; he diligently reads the editors' columns. He's especially interested in readers' comments and their reactions. I'm a sports fan, myself. Doesn't the World Series brand of baseball appeal to you? I can't imagine anyone refusing to follow sports; but, then, neither can I imagine being interested in the day's sales.