Answer:"austin, wh're art thee? we has't to finish setting up f'r the party. " "h're i am milady, i wast eating a cupcake. "austin, peace, ya fat guts. More of your conversation will infect my brain,I am sick when I look on thee "Thou art as fat as butter, I'd beat thee, But I would infect my hands. "oh, hush thee scallywag" "you hath said thee wouldst not eat the cupcake. a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise-breaker, the owner of no good quality, You should not have eaten the cupcake"