Answer:
1. I would anoy the cr.ap out of you and sing HELECOPTA HELECOPTA non stop which will theoretically make your ears bleed.
2. I smell like rotten eggs and I would be a waiste of resources because you have no use for me and I most likely will not cotribute.
3. I have a life back down on earth and am not willing to give up my parents, my dog, my home, and all my belongings along with relatives that would be sad to see me go.
Step-by-step explanation:
xD