Question

you are the easter bunny. you are frustrated that you only get one day of celebrating him. write a letter to santa explaining why you should be given some of his holiday time.​

Answer 1

Dear santa,

I am way cuter than you! And I can't not control how many eggs I am pooping at the moment and so I am begging you to give me your holiday! I hope you understand that if you say no.....I am totally going to egg your house!

Sincerely,

The Easter bunny.

Answer 2

Dear Santa,

I am The Easter Bunny. I would like to discuss the difference in our holiday time, you have a 2-day holiday that gives kids time off of school, while all I have is a 1-day holiday that makes them wear suits or dresses and sit through 6-hour church ON A SATURDAY. C'mon couldn't you spare 12-24 hours. Here are some reasons why, well one thing is it would do wonders for your public image every would be like "Santa is generous he knows that kids love chocolate and gave them more time for chocolate.". So could you please consider my request

Sincerely

The Easter Bunny