Answer: The quotes are:
“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”
“Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.”
“Courage is resistance to fear, mystery of fear, not absence of fear.”
“The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.”
The serious quote is: “Courage is resistance to fear, mystery of fear, not absence of fear.”
Explanation: yw! :⊃