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Cousin, Oh, no! Do you mind fixing the dishwasher, waiting for the cable man, walking the dog, and filling up on toilet paper while you're here? It's been really beneficial to have you stay in our house for such a long time!
Talk to your family and let them know what's going on. You're having trouble getting your relative off your sofa after they visited for a "week" and ended up staying for two months. Inviting your aunt and uncle to stay with you is also a good idea. Perhaps your grandmother. "I simply thought we were having so much fun together, we should bring the entire family together!" you remark cheerfully as your cousin gazes at you with terror. I secured them a three-month visa! "
Because I live in a home with new carpet and you have to leave your shoes outside, then gripe about where your shoes are, why there are so many half-filled glasses on odd bookcases around the flat, and roll your eyes when they walk in. I'll give you a bus ticket every day to assist you in looking for a job so you can become self-sufficient and enjoy life.