Do you think my jokes are funnyWhy did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.
Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils.
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.
How does the ocean say hello? It waves.