Three eyes have I, all in a row; when the red one opens, all freeze like the snow. (Answer: Traffic light)
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? (Answer: A towel)
If you speak its name, you break it. What is it? (Answer: Silence)
I have a tail, and I have a head, but I have no body. I am NOT a snake. What am I? (Answer: A coin)
How many months have 28 days? (Answer: All of them)
What word becomes shorter when you add letters to it? (Answer: "Short")
What word begins with a T, ends with a T, and has a T in it? (Answer: A teapot)
What word begins with an E, ends with an E, but has only one letter? (Answer: An envelope)
If a rooster sits on a roof facing north, which way will the egg roll? (Answer: Roosters don't lay eggs.)
A cowboy arrived in town on Friday, stayed one night, then left on Friday. How is this possible? (Answer: The horse's name is Friday)
I give you two coins worth 15 cents. One of the coins is not a nickel. What coins did I give you? (Answer: A dime and a nickel; one of the coins isn't a nickel, but the other one is)
The more there is, the less you see. What is it? (Answer: Darkness)
What belongs to you, but is used by everyone else? (Answer: Your name)
What building has the most stories in the world? (Answer: The library)
You see it once in June, three times in September and never in May. What is it? (Answer: The letter E)
What can fill a room but doesn't take up space? (Answer: Light)
Where does Thursday come after Friday? (Answer: The dictionary)
Kira's mother has three children. Their names are Huey, Dewey, and ... ? (Answer: Kira)
What word is spelled wrong in the dictionary? (Answer: "Wrong")
What can you hold in your right hand, but not in your left hand? (Answer: Your left hand)
What has thirteen hearts, but no other organs? (Answer: A deck of cards)
What animal walks on all fours in the morning, two in the afternoon and three in the evening? (Answer: A person during the course of their life; they crawl as a child, walk as an adult, and use a cane as an elder)
I am weightless, but you can see me. Put me in a bucket, and I'll make it lighter. What am I? (Answer: A hole)
What falls, but does not break, and what breaks but does not fall? (Answer: Night falls and day breaks)
You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat? (Answer: An ear of corn)