Dear Macbeth,
I am very much appreciative of the ephemeral time that we had spent together at your resort, and how you were so gracious as to invite me to your residence so that we could have a chance to reunite our friendship. My appreciation however, have some limits that even the deepest well will soon fall flat. Although the stay was quite grandeur, I have to admit, there were also some inconveniences that I would like to address. The room that you had allowed for me to stay in wasn't in the best of conditions, as opposed to the other rooms that I had toured myself, but it was mediocre enough as to allow a mediocre repose. And may I also speak of the little beasts that often roam so swiftly in my room as well? The beasts with long nuzzles, little feet, and quick scurries, some of which you may be well associated with as rats. In my room? Really? I really hope that was not a coincidence. Thankfully, the stay was merciful enough to quickly end my misery in 3 days and 2 nights. Do not get me wrong, I had for sure fallen in love with your mansion, and the scenery is of that in a majestic painting, but for you to treat a dear friend this way is just something of abnormalities. We can still be friends, of course, but I just wanted to utilize to opportunity as to address my burdensome stay.
Best regards,
Donne Cunnegodon