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Auto Praise for Cow - A Haiku
"The juxtaposition of cow and goat is truly inspired."
- The Daily Tale
"I don't like short poems. So why am I reviewing a haiku, you may wonder? Well, I liked the title - 'Cow'. It went down hill from there."
- Enid Kibbler
"Amazing how so few words can set a scene so perfectly. I close my eyes and all I can see is the baking christmastime."
- Hit the Spoof
"I felt that I was a cow. It was spooky. I hope to read more by Anonymous. Perhaps next time, something longer."
- Zob Gloop
"I've always wanted to write a haiku about a cow. I can't belive Anonymous has beaten me to it."
- Betty Borison
"Baking christmastime is a popular first line for a haiku. It's incredible how much diversity can be achieved with those final lines."
- Chris Critic, otherwise known as Cristic
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