Setting: Fancy dinner at an expensive restaraunt. Candle light illuminates the restaurant, and many couples are on dates.
Mickey: Well, thank ‘ya for taking me to dinner, pal!
Thor: No problem, for it is our 15th friendaversaey together.
Mickey: *blushes* OH BOY! It has been that long, hasn’t it , pal.
Thor: Well, I should call over a waiter, shouldn’t I?
Mickey: Definitely! I sure am hungry.
The waiter walks over to their table.
Waiter: Hello, kind sirs. Would you like to start off with any drinks?
Thor: My buddy can go first.
Mickey: Aw, geeee. Uh, I’ll start off with some apple juice.
Thor: I’d like a martini.
Mickey: Shucks, you don’t seem like a martini guy! *Looks away*
Waiter: Okay! Your drinks will be here shortly.
*Mickey and Thor both reach for the same menu.*
Thor: Uh, um, here, you can have it. I am truly sorry.
Mickey: It’s alright, pal!
*Mickey bats his eyes at Thor, not knowing that Thor notices*
Mickey: Ah, uh, gee. My bad! I didn’t mean it, pal!
Thor: Did you, though? *Thor tucks hair behind his ear and blushes*
THEIR DRINKS ARRIVE
Mickey: Thank ya! Do you guys serve... hotdogs?
Waiter: Sir, I’m afraid we don’t. This is a 5 star, fancy italian restaraunt.
Thor: *chuckles and tilts his head at mickey, smiling.*
Mickey: Well isn’t that swell...
THEY ORDER FOOD
Thor: THIS DRINK, I LIKE IT!
Mickey: Let me have a sip, Pal!
MICKEY SIPS
Mickey: This drink is swell!
Thor: *chuckles*
THEY HAVE A VERY PERSONAL, DEPRESSING CONVERSATION ABOUT THEIR BACKSTORY.
Mickey: It’s been a while since I opened up to someone. It sure is fun!
Mickey and Thor stare at each other and slowly start to move their heads foreward.
The waiter comes with their food
Waiter: Uhm, gentlemen, dinner is served.
Mickey and Thor blush and look away embarrassingly.
Mickey: Sorry, pal.
Thor puts his hand on Mickey’s face.
Thor: it’s alright.
Mickey starts to move foreward and they share a quick kiss.
Thor: MJOLNIR
he smashes mickey with his hammer.
The end