Question

How should I respond now???

My friend: Age is just a number
Me: So is 9-1-1
Him: Prison is just a place
Me: so is Hell.
Him: Fire is just an object.

I...have no comeback for that. Help.

Answer 1

And so is water ...

Answer 2

"And you're about to get burned"

Step-by-step explanation:

Let me know how that works ^^