Two hikers stopped at a cafe for lunch. The waiter brought them two grilled fish. One large and the other tiny human nature being, what it is neither wanted to serve the fish. However , one of them was prevailed upon to do, so he gave his friend the same one and kept the large one himself. “Well !” remarked his friend, “If I had been serving I think I would have given you the large one.” “What are you grumbling about ?” replied the other, “I’ve given you the small one, haven’t I ?
A traveler, who had spent many a year in Africa was telling his friends of his adventures, “When I was in El Doab” he said , “single handed I made fifty Arabs run.” How did you manage it ?” asked one of his friends , greatly impressed. “Oh it was nothing , very wonderful !” replied the traveler. “I ran and they ran after me”