Answer:
On the morning of Tuesday Humpty decided that he would finally conquer the wall that had haunted him since his youth. His mother made him promise every day of his childhood that he would avoid all high places due to his fragile nature. she knew if he fell, just once, that he may never recover. However, like all youth, he made fall promises to appease his parents and climbed everything he could find. The wall was his ultimate goal, all the boys in town had claimed its sharp tips and had mocked Humpty for his lack of courage. He was determined to climb that wall or die trying. The entire kingdom gathered to watch his foolish escapade.
(that should get you started)