Answer:
I woke up from a dream where I was zip-lining through the Amazon. I remembered my mum (who is from Texas) saying "Tiger Woods is your daddy." It was odd but kind of fun. I looked over to my left and I saw my little brother's Teddy Bear. I slid off my bed and looked out the window as I always do. I didn't recognize the scenery, though. "We're not in Kansas anymore," I muttered under my breath. Outside I saw the Eiffel Tower. We're in Paris.
Unfazed, I took a bath and changed clothes. I had plans to have breakfast at Tiffany's. To get to Tiffany's, I had to go jogging through Coconut Grove. Once I arrived, I gave Tiffany a hug and smelled the food cooking. The breakfast was weird, just like my dream. Tiffany's mum prepared Mahi Francaise with a side of garlic hummus. Again, weird. But pretty delicious. Then, I woke up. Oh, it was all just a dream.
Step-by-step explanation:
This is the best I could come up with. XD It's horrible but the words/phrases are...very weird.