DOG OF WISDOM!!!!!
The dog: hi. (ba) it’s me. (ha ba ha) I’m the dog. (ha ba ba da ga da) my name is the dog. (Ha ba ba da da ba) everyone likes me. (ha da ba da ga da ga) I’m cute. (ha da da) I think I will bark at nothing now. (ha ba ba, ha ba ba da ga da ga) (ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba) who’s that. Coming up over the horizon in my sky. Who dares? (Ha ba ba ba, ha ba ba ba ba ba, ba, ba ba ba ba ba ba)
Dog of wisdom: it’s me, the dog of wisdom. (Ha wa wa haaaaa) I dispense wisdom from my mighty wisdom tooth. (Haaaa, ha wa wa haaaa)
The dog: hi. (Ha) What is your wisdom? (Ha ha da ba da ga)
Dog of wisdom: here is my wisdom… (ha wa wa wa) If your ball is too big for your mouth, it’s not yours. (Ha ba ba ba, ha wa wa wa, haaa)
The dog: that’s good wisdom. (Ha da ba da)
Dog of wisdom: thanks. I also know a few knock knock jokes. (Ha, ha wa wa wa, ha wa wa wa) knock knock. (Ha ha)
The dog: who’s there? (Ha ha des)
Dog of wisdom: ball (ba)
The dog: ball who? (Ba de ga)
Dog of wisdom: Ball eve it or not, I’m walking on air! ( ba da da ba da de, ba ga da ba da)
Both dogs: I never thought I could feel so free! (Ha ba da ga ba da da ha da ba)