Question

Can you guys create 8 original jokes about technology/computer

Answer 1

1. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.
2. The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
3. Set your wifi password to 2444666668888888. So when someone asks for it, tell them it's 12345678.
4. An SEO expert walks into a bar, bar, pub, tavern, public house, Irish pub, drinks, beer, and alcohol.
5. "Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you’re also the murderer."
6. If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer... Oh wait, he does.
7. I tried to say, "I'm a functional adult," but my phone changed it to "fictional adult," and I feel like that's more accurate.
8. If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?
9. There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
10. When the person who invented the USB drive dies they’ll lower his coffin into the grave, realize they put it in the wrong way and have to do it again.