Rewrite each of the following sentences using more conventional language:
1. There ain't no way that I'm going to run three miles in this ninety-degree heatwave.
2. My teacher never learned me to do math proofs that use negative numbers.
3. The test that our teacher gave us today was completely whack.
4. Well, maybe you should have asked the coach that question, you know?
5. Wayne was selling chocolate bars like crazy at the soccer game.