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What's the funniest advice you've been given by an elder such as: your mother, father, grandparent, older sibling, or guardian?

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"Listen, kid, don't be like my brother. Kay? If we lookin' at the sands of time and all that, he just sat there. While the rest of us peeps were out leaving footprints and trails behind us for others to follow in, he just sat there. Doin' nuthin. Wanna know what he left for the people after him? A b*ttprint. Don't go 'round stampin' your b*ttprint in the sands of time, right? Be a good civilian and leave footprints for peeps to follow. Otherwise other peeps walkin' in the sands of time have to stare at your b*ttprint as they make their way through life. Got it? Good. Now go take out the garbage."

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So glad I recorded that XD My gramps was saying that to my younger sibling at the time, but I've loved it and taken it to heart :)

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Probably my sister because she sends me funny memes(danganronpa themed tho) like every single day. One time I asked her what I should do when someone was stalking me, she sent a "send help" meme, which lightened my mood up lol

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