Answer:
I would prefer to live on glaciers and/or ice sheets.
Step-by-step explanation:
Why? Well because it's cold there. Therefore, no humans will want to come, which means no cr-ap. If it's always cold outside I can forever drink hot coffee, hot cocoa, and hot tea without ever getting tired of it. If it's always cold outside, I will never have to worry about it being too hot outside or being insecure about wearing a swimsuit. In the bitter cold, I will be alone for miles (most of the time), so I can cry as loud as I want and break things out of anger without someone yelling at me. Personally, I hate humans and I would LOVE to live somewhere far, far, away from every last one of them. Therefore, I would like to live on a glacier/ice sheet(s).