Is this good? lol
The guy who got a job at the pickle factory. He came home from his first day and his wife asked him how it was. He said it was great, but he couldn't stop watching the pickle slicer. He knew it was wrong but he couldn't couldn't stop thinking about putting his ----- in the pickle slicer. His wife thought that was a little bit weird. Time went on, but the woman's husband only became more withdrawn. He was obsessed. Finally she just confronted him, "look, I can tell this thinking is eating you alive. Ignoring it isn't working. You just have to get this out of your system." Her husband croaked out, "really?" "Really!" she exclaimed. "I want you to stay late after work, after everyone has left. Make some kind of excuse. Then when there's nobody else around, just go ahead and put your ----- in the pickle slicer. Then you'll finally be able to move on." He silently nodded his head and left for work. All day she was thinking about her husband and the difficult time he must be having. Finally, he arrived home, a little later than usual. He slammed his lunchbox down on the kitchen table. "Well, I finally did it! I put my ----- in the pickle slicer!" "Really?" asked his wife? "Yes, I was thinking about it all day. Then, like you said, I stayed after quitting time and people had left. But my boss came back into the factory and caught me with my ----- in the pickle slicer." "Oh no!" she exclaimed "I got fired," he responded mildly. "I can see he would be upset, but that seems a little severe! What happened to the pickle slicer?" asked his wife. "Ah, she got fired too."