Here is an attempt at an appropriately SFW 1 minute long rap about why the kite shape is the best:
The kite, soarin' high up in the sky,
Spreading colorful fabric far and wide.
There's no shape more perfect, this I must insist,
As it dances on the wind, ever blissful and lightly kissed.
Kite strings set it free, without any qualms,
Allowing it to float on high, away from harms.
Circling birds and beasts with graceful ease,
As a peaceful, wandering seas.
The kite shape is light but strong too,
Built to capture the breeze and soar true.
Diamond, square and box they can't compare,
To the kite so bright, beyond compare.
Many sizes to fit every quest,
From small pocket kites to giants they test.
Traditional or modern, simple or complex,
The kite is a form with many flexes.
Dragons and fighters, parafoils that stand,
On the beach or the park, across every land.
A kite for each mood and gusty seal,
As it dances and drifts from keel to keel.
So fly your kite up into the sun,
Some joyful moments, for now's the one.
Remember how free your kite did roam,
As a bird in the wind, and no longer alone.
The kite shape is art with physical grace,
Worth admiring for form, color and space.
There's magic up there among the open air,
As your kite soars high, beyond compare.