Answer: Literally made this up on the spot, hope it helps!
Step-by-step explanation:
In My Own Backyard
Today there was a bird a-flyin’
In my own backyard.
It floats around effortlessly,
As if it’s not that hard.
Today there were two squirrels a-chasin’
In my own backyard.
I wonder what would happen if I
Was there standing guard.