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Brainstorm a few multiple meaning words and words that sound similar, but I have a different meaning that you can use in original puns. Write a brief dialogue

(like a conversation between two people).

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Person 1: "Hey, did you hear about the guy who stole a calendar?" Person 2: "No, what happened?" Person 1: "He got twelve months!"

Person 1: "I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high." Person 2: "What did she say?" Person 1: "She looked surprised."

Person 1: "Why did the tomato turn red?" Person 2: "I don't know, why?" Person 1: "Because it saw the salad dressing!"

Person 1: "I just got a job at a bakery." Person 2: "That's sweet! What will you be doing?" Person 1: "Making a lot of dough."

Person 1: "Why don't scientists trust atoms?" Person 2: "I don't know, why?" Person 1: "Because they make up everything!"

Person 1: "What do you call a belt made out of watches?" Person 2: "I have no idea." Person 1: "A waist of time!"

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