Answer:
Lol. love the first part of the question.
Juliet is criticizing the fact that Paris is in such a hurry to marry her when she has little interest in marrying him.
You know what's funny about the tale of Romeo and Juliet is the fact she only knew him for a week and she was head over heels for the guy. its really pathetic considering if you fall for someone that fast you have no concept of reality.
Hope this helps!