Question

From the community, can I get some favorite comedians and joke examples, besides really obvious and famous ones, please. :D

Answer 1

“What happened to ya?” Sol says, “Me pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.”

“And yer hand?” asks Marty.

“When me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook.”

“OK, but what’s with the eye patch?”

“I was standin’ on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.”

“But ya don’t go blind from no seagull poop.”

“True,” says Sol. “But it was me first day with the hook.” —Jason Alexander

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Answer 2

1. Dave Chappelle - ¨You know you must be doing something right if old people like you¨.
2. Daniel Tosh - ¨Even when I was a kid, my imaginary friend would play with the kid across the street. I'd be like, "Hey, so I guess I'll see you later," and he's, like, "Whatever, queer". That's a hate crime!
3. Dennis Miller - ¨I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess¨.
hope these helped