Question

Can someone help me write a 2 paragraph happy birthday? i’m so bad at them

Answer 1

Dear friend

On such a day a catastrophe was born and it’s been years of a growing disaster apparently we don’t celebrate disasters but you are one of a kind.

I’m glad to be here with you to celebrate such a day I wish you the best of life looking back at all these memories we had I wish for them to never end. Love you

From idiot 1
To idiot 2

Answer 2

Happy birthday Katia, I hope you have a wonderful day. I'm so glad to be your friend and I hope we always stay in touch.