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Summarize the following passage..."I once sat court-side at a Lakers game and broke my nose trying to catch a stray ball. It was one of the highlights of my life, so when I had the good fortune of sitting next to Shaquille O’Neal on my Jet Blue flight from Boston to New York, I was absolutely stoked. And I didn’t mind when he rested his colossal arm on my head. In fairness, I did make a good armrest.As Shaq’s armrest, I soon became well acquainted with his Gold Bond No Mess Powder Body Spray, which he liberally applies under his armpits. It smelled so refreshing, and I even got a little bit of it in my mouth. That was fine since I forgot my Tic Tacs.After takeoff, I got up the courage to ask Shaq why he, one of the largest NBA players of all time, was flying coach on a commercial airline. He said it was an amusing gag — but not as funny as when he peed in Lou Amundson’s shoes. It was so hilarious to hear him retell the story, and he even offered to demonstrate the prank with my brand new Italian leather oxford loafers. Before I could say anything, Shaq snagged the shoes off my feet and was headed to the restroom. It was such a thrill, and my shoes smelled so awful when he came back. We were both laughing so hard and I didn’t resent him at all for urinating in the only shoes I brought for my brother’s wedding."​

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i literally just died reading this.
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