Answer:
I'd go to Australia.
Step-by-step explanation:
First I really don't like American Conditions so let's throw that out the window.
Next, Even though there are scary animals I could probably just learn to clench my fear of them!
Then, The fires aren't a problem because I would start a fundraiser for stop the fires or something
Lastly, It would be cool to eat Austrailian foods and learn their accent.
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