Answer:My 7th grade civics teacher described the Declaration as a Taylor Swift break up song towards the king. Since Jefferson wrote it (and it was basically a list of complaints) just imagine him as a whiny teenager waiting for her boyfriend to text her back
PS, I know the Founding Fathers had MORE THAN ENOUGH reasons to "break up" with Britain, but I like turning history into a subject that's more modern, so that it's easier to understand