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1) My mother told me I needed to buy the following items at the grocery store: butter, eggs, coffee, and creamer
2) David forgot the most important part of jogging: breathing.
3) It was William Shakespeare who wrote the following lines: "to thine own self be true."
4) Never believe someone who tells you they are just being honest: they are usually just being cruel.
5) Marcia said she would explain why Harold was wrong for the job: he simply didn't have any social skills