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There's a baked potato on a chair

My mother was just sitting there
I thought I heard her in this room
Theres only one thing to assume
My mom has turned into a baked potato
I'm pretty sure potato transformations are fatal
The potato expert will be here soon
But he's just some scrawny Irish dude
My mom has turned into a baked potato
This saucer is wearing a wizard hat
Oh my God she's been cursed by a saucer-er
Hold on a minute is that my dad
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My dad has been turned into a mashed potato and I think this one is medically worse
He was my favorite patriarch but now he's just a patri-staaaaaaaaarch​

User Le Hibou
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11 votes
Oh yeah sweetie I have to do a
User Roie Beck
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Trun into mash potatoes are good for ya boy bye
User Dunewalker
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